Random Rants of Stupidity

Look, I don't smoke, ok?

But when a smoker asks you "do you have a smoke?" dont throw around your "superiority" by obnoxiously answering "I dont smoke."

Are you deaf motherfucker? That's not what they asked you!

Seriously, a simple no will do the trick just fine AND you won't be categorized as a self-righteous fuck-face. In fact, I will go the extra mile and say that it's admirable the fact that they are bold enough to choose their own death. Or rather, non-chalantly increase their odds, because, damn it all, I dont know how I want to die! And at least they know how they wouldn't MIND dying.

My point is the following: Learn how to answer what has been asked. Keep it simple too. 'No', 'yes', 'I do not know', 'go fuck yourself'. Nowadays idiocy is too common amongst human beings.