Oh My Fuckin' Gawd He's Back!

Consider yourself "retweeted" oh blog of mine. Yes, he's back and he also remembers callously that he threw shit at me. How exciting! I have to say this was one of my favorite moments in the hotel and one of my top 10 all-time favorite guests. That, of course, is a lie. There is no list of top-ten anythings. It only exists in my head. This was a quick one guys, and it's a heap of stinkin' crap. Bear with me. Here's an edit from the original story.

The Clinically Insane: Schultz

There was candy and hats flying all over the place while this man was staying in the hotel. I must admit I was amused. I'd never seen so many airborne peppermints in my life. It was like the candy festival I'd never been to as a child. Minus the fact that I had to dodge them all, it was a bit of fun and excitement. Talking to the crazy always is... I will continue, upon his return to the hotel, to provoke what he claimed to be the reason for the multiple attacks: Calling him by his last name. Did I mention that this guy says he has eaten moose nose? I know it's a real dish. BUT HE ATE IT!

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